"You should want to be my last husband not my first."

Me to Jordan

I’ll be the captain of the gravity, Maxwell
I see your faces in the strangest places

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american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

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itsvenia99:

check out my blog for more..

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bubonickitten:

lapbotttom:

thatonedeadkid:

moldykins:

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

third wheeling

third whaling

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’

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